I am looking for a web developer that can build me a dating web site by march that is very complex. I need the person to be able to to do live web cam and instant messaging and a lot of other cool stuff. I need someone that knows what they are doing and is very good at what they do. Please e-mail me some examples of web sites you have built and hopefully we can work together in building the best dating web site in the world. I am looking for someone that has done this sort of stuff before, someone that is hard working, does not disappears for day's on end. their are a lot of shady web developers out their so if you are one don't bother e-mailing me B/C I will be doing a back ground check.

Shady?

Your ad sounds shady ... a background check?

Compensation: 3939398

Nice details

Here is another dumb mon**y wanting a dating site thinking they'll be making millions ... haha.

Stay far away if you want work with someone with unrealistic expectiations, do a credit and background check on them first

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/web/938787190.html

Here's the post

I am looking for a brilliant yet reasonably priced webdesigner to help get my site up and running. I have a domain so I just need a template that I can easily update daily and often.
Please include a general pricing structure in your response as well as links to sample sites. Flash designers prefered.
Chears

This could be done but what does a flash designer know about a WordPress or CMS website. Who is going to teach this person how to update daily & often .... pass!

Yeah, Chears to you too!

http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/web/934390145.html

The original post

We require a POST-SECONDARY student with Joomla and Drupal experience:
Overview: A mid-to-high level of experience is required for this short-term project. This will be project-based. Potential to get additional projects in future.
Scope: We have a few ongoing projects dealing with Joomla and Drupal BLOG management and upkeep. You will be tasked with devloping these systems for clients. A great opportunity to earn money and gain experience!

the response

You say in the posting title that you are looking for a "student", yet in the description you say "A mid-to-high level of experience is required for this short-term project"
It's quite obvious that "student" is code for very low pay, so why not just say so. And stop wasting your and everyone else's time by posting jobs looking for mid-to-high levels of experience but hoping to pay student wages.
If life were like that we wouldn't need Visa.

"I need a website built for a video, photo, and news type website. I've designed exactly what I want for the site and basically need you to code it and get it up and running in two weeks. I have the name and hosting already in place. There will be approximately 8 pages (home-page, videos, photos, news, music, store, contests, info) Only people serious about working hard apply. This website will be like no other. Fun project to be apart of. I will give more info to those contacted.
Thanks
ZDUBTV.COM"

1. Two weeks? What does you design look like? Two weeks may be a little tight if you are the demanding type
2. Only people serious about working hard apply - haha, I really liked this one, who already does not work hard in this industry having to put up with you type.
3. This website will be like no other.
   Oooo really?!?! How many times have we heard that before.
   Translation: I will pay you cheap, because you will be part of some very time consuming and you'll have to put up with me, remember you'll have to work hard!
4. I will give more info
   Why not provide the info here so we do not have to waste our time?!?

Who is ZDUBTV.COM?

As stated on http://www.youtube.com/zdubtv ZDUBTV.COM is produced by Zach Williams

ZDUBTV.COM is produced by Zach Williams.
For more information contact:
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CHECK OUT - WWW.ZDUBTV.COM

Good luck Zach

Rating: 4/10

You told us something about what you're up to, but please we all work hard already

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